Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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