i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All the doctor said was why
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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