Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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