I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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