phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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