margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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