do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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