I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
me + whiskey = a bad person
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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