i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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