It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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