You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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