so explain again why im purple
no
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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