im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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