Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
