You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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