Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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