I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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