if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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