the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Just pee around me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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