hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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