Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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