sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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