proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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