I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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