Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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