Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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