Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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