guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The adults are the big ones right?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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