I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She's the barista slut.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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