Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
we're so committed to being not committed
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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