I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Vodka?
Forever.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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