How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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