Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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