He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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