Slut skills are useful in every country.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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