he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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