Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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