Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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