quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
high people should be assigned attendants
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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