This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're a waste of cheezeits
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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