Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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