How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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