i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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