now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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