I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
high people should be assigned attendants
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
