Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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