I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
