wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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