I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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