Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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