it was like his penis was on wheels.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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